The Great Horn
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The Great Horn of Vil'rosh is an ancient artifact, and living proof that not all ancient artifacts are a good idea.
Appearance
The Horn is polished to a bone-white color, though it has no sheen about it. Wrapped thrice about it are bands of silver to which a heavy bronze chain is attached. Upon the horn is drawn a single rune, in a faded black ink which has somehow weathered the centuries.
Powers
When the Great Horn of Vil'rosh is blown, all beings within hearing (Generally a range of ten square kilometers) are filled with the lust of the dark succubi and incubus demons of the nether pits for any period of time ranging from fifteen minutes to a full hour. They are also rendered completely impotent, and their various nerves are dulled somewhat.
History
Vil'rosh the Besmirched was an ancient king in bygone days. To his great chagrin, one day, he discovered that neither his wife nor his concubines could provide him with pleasure, due in large part to the rigors of age. His foes at court (for he had many) mocked him for many years, until that mockery filled his ears, and became the great terror of his life.
One night, in anger, Vil'rosh fashioned this horn, of horn taken from his own prize bulls, in silver cooled by the splash of his blood. Incanting a spell, he poured his lust and impotence into it, and thereby became virile, so long as he blew it before he sought solace in his harem, much to the dismay of his councilors and citizens.
Unsurprisingly, he died in bed that very evening. Upon his headstone is written the immortal epithet:
He Died Well